I'm smoking my cigarette, my belly throbbing with the urge to fart. I see you looking at me hidden, like a mouse waiting for crumbs. If it's crumbs you want that's what you'll get! I start farting and the smell invades the room. But you like that and so I start a game where I command you to intensely sniff each of my farts. Play hard as long as my patience allows, and in that time you smell many, many stinky farts. Until I get tired of you and your dirty desires, and I just discard you like the garbage you are.
